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Location: San Francisco, CA
Age:
Riding since: 1998
Frame: Harvester
Favorite riding:

Obstacles


Sponsors:

Eastern Test, NegSRC

Music : last.fm/user/jed3

Books : Nerdcore ones

Movies : ones I haven't seen

After you body slam Byrd do you feel good about it? Yes very much so.  His tears cleanse my soul.

What was the last thing you tested for Eastern . Prototype stem, its holier than thy stem.

How long does it take you to grow a full beard? My hair follicles have made the conscious decision that they would like to remain deep in my face, and I respect their right to choose.     

Do you dream in code? Yes, but I am still in beta, working on eliminating the bugs, bed bugs that is. God I am a riot.

Please explain your feelings if you were to be stuck in an elevator w/ Steve Jobs. I would tell him that he was great in The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice.

Who's bad? Macauley Caulken

Who drinks more; Byrd or Gary Busey? I honestly believe that Byrd could win at that challenge.                    

Do you think that Zack will ever touch a live woman again? Yeah maybe when Moo hands him his Marlboro Lights every night at Harris Teeter.

Would you stay awake extra long just to watch Zack sleep?....he's quite angelic you know. Zack's don't sleep, bears hibernate

What do you think the best aspect of the future will be? Steven Keeling reproducing                     

Interpol or New Order, either way the answer is wrong but what is your response? I don't know. Which one would make me cooler? My preference is Interpol.

Have you ever sleep-walked into Zacks room and nuzzled up to him whilst under the false impression that he was a giant teddy bear? (Refer to earlier Q/A.)

Did you watch those old videos that I left at your house? Yeah unfortunately I did, filmed through closet blinds... very classy Bryan.